To: WAMC Northeast Pirate Network
In the June 10 Legislative Correspondents Show at the state Capitol, which attracted over 600 of New York's most important movers and shakers including Gov. Pataki, Hillary Clinton, Rick Lazio, Comptroller Carl McCall, and HUD Secretary Andrew Cuomo, the character playing Pataki aide Zenia Mucha said the following when asked if a particular political scheme would work:
"As sure as Alan Chartock has pet names for Gov. Cuomo's hemorrhoids."

The line got a huge laugh.

Feel free to use it, but I'd appreciate your not listing me as the source.

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Monday, June 19, 2000